Sanegiyuu oneshots

Tipsy 🍋🍋🍋

* Smut 
* Morden au
* Idea given by ruiix10

3rd person pov:

"You *hik* look so~ hawt~" the ravenette slurred, grinning stupidly as he saw the stoic face of a male bursting into a vermilion red at the comment. He grabbed the waiter's collar and pulled him down so that they were face to face.

"How about~ we *hik* go upstairs~ hmm?" He giggled, planting a kiss on the male's cheek but a scarred hand intercepted them.

"Oi! Giyuu! Stop being so fucking weird!" A raspy voice growled, pulling the ravenette to his side as he apologized to the poor waiter who scurried off.

"Ne! I don't *hik* I don't want you!" The ravenette yelled, weakly pushing the hashira away before slumping on to the table.

"You just got rejected" a heterochromatic hashira mumbled, raising an amused eyebrow as he saw the interaction.

"Shut the fuck up" the male grumbled, reaching out a hand to pull the ravenette onto his lap but the latter pushed him away.

"Go away! You ugly pervert!" The water hashira yelled, earning a cough from obanai as tengen burst into laughter. Rengoku's lips were quivering as he tried his best to hold in his laughter - as a form of pity and respect to the scarred male who look pissed by the ravenette's comment.

"He called you ugly!" Tengen boomed, laughing his ass off with obanai. Muichirou was smiling and his hands which held a glass of orange juice were trembling from laughter. Gyomei sipped on his tea, oblivious to the others as he petted a cat in his lap.

It was a boys' night out for the hashiras, and they were at a bar/ restaurant which sold a variety of cuisine - ranging from the middle Eastern to western and asain before ending off with the traditional Japanese dishes. Some of the hashiras were drinking, whilst some had non-alcoholic beverages and the water hashira was one of the lucky few that was old enough to drink.

"Tomioka's very drunk" tokito mumbled, watching the ravenette push away his scarred lover who looked extremely pissed with his flirty behaviour. Rengoku nodded, humming a response whilst be silently watched the commotion.

"I don't want you~!" Giyuu yelled, running behind the male waiter who stood dumbfounded, "I want him! He's hotter!"

"Giyuu, get your ass back here" sanemi growled, infuriated by how his lover was touching a random guy due to him being under the influence. Giyuu stuck his tongue out, hugging the male waiter tighter who looked like he was about to piss his pants from the death glare sanemi shot at him.

"I love him! *Hik* and he's better in bed too!" The ravenette yelled.

That sent it for sanemi.

The scarred male stomped towards the ravenette, pulling him off the waiter and mumbling and apology to him before dragging him out of the bar.

...

"Oi, giyuu" sanemi growled, slamming the ravenette against a brick wall.

"Nemi" giyuu mumbled sleepily, rubbing his eyes and resting his head on the latter's shoulder.

"Oi, fucking look at me" the male ordered, roughly tilting the ravenette's chin to face him before connecting their lips in an aggressive kiss. Sanemi slipped his tongue into a ravenette mouth, tilting his head to deepen the kiss as he slid his tongue down the ravenette's throat. Giyuu let out soft moans at the action, wrapping his arms around sanemi's neck and pulling him closer.