For Lonely readers willing to marry, worship, and devote their existence to fictional serial killers who would mercilessly rip their lungs out with no second thought. ( I wish someone could go to therapy for me).
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SWEETHEART, NO HEART OR MIDDLE?
Jason is honestly a sweetheart, he just can't stand trespassers. And since he's mentally unstable,like myself, he doesn't know how bad murder really is.
Ever since his mother killed those counselors for letting him drown, he thought that murder was a requirement.
He's also bad at expressing his feelings, unless it's rage, that is. So don't expect him to be all lovey-dovey immediately.
He'll have to warm up to you before he's willing to give you his MEGA-MEAT-8000
HIS FAVORITE DRINK?
Literally any kind of cola. He will drink the milk out of a cow's tittie before he drinks water. Absorb the thing that killed him? No way.
And don't even think about ruining it by telling him that soda has water in it.
CLASSY OR REDNECK?
he's more on the redneck side. I mean he lives in a cabin in the woods. And if he does eat, I don't think he'd go to a grocery store.
Could you imagine 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘌 Jason Voorhees shopping? ( THAT WOULD LITERALLY BE THE CUTEST I CAN SEE HIM PUSHING A BASKET FULL OF SWEETS AND VEGETABLES).
but some frightened bystander would try and start sum. So he'd have to resort to hunting.
WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE SHOW.
Jason doesn't really watch TV but if you sat him down, I could see him watching Friends. He would probably wanna cuddle with you while he watches it.
X-RAY(WHATS IN YA PANTS PARDNER?)
So you telling me? You telling me that he could die as a child, come back, die again, COME BACK, KEEP DYING, KEEP COMING BACK, BUT HE CANT HAVE 9 INCH DI-?!
In my opinion he's probably a solid 8.5, I doubt he's circumcised though, So expect a little penis hoodie.
HOW WOULD HE REACT TO "Would you love me if I was a worm?"
He'd tilt his head and shrug his shoulders. Honestly he's doesn't think he would've met you if you were a worm.
And that would bring him to the following questions: were you already a worm or did you magically turn into one. And would you be worm size or human size?
It's so and so.
PHYSICAL TOUCH?
Yes. Just yes.
Jason would love a good hug ( bro NEEDS a good hug).
He needs to be able to trust you though, So it'll take time before he hugs you.
FRESH OR FUNKY?
Let's be honest, mans is musty as fucc. Hygiene aint his strength. But if you ask him, he'll reluctantly comply.
Oh, and please stay in the bathroom with him, he's terrified of the bathwater so please protect him, wash him if you may.
NICKNAMES?
Jason doesn't talk (we love a silent man) but if he did, honey or sweetheart would be it.
He's cool with your calling him Jay or JJ But call him baby and he'll be squealing like a Harry styles fangirl.
GETTING HIM TO WEAR A SUIT.
Let's say, unrealistically, your family or friends don't mind your boyfriend\husband\pride and joy being a serial killer and they want to meet him.
He's gotta show up looking presentable. Even though his torn up clothes still look sexy to you, you're family might say otherwise.
He'd be willing to wear it, if it means a lot to you.
FLUFF OR SMUT? (Does he want a kiss or does he want the gawk-gawk 3000?) He loves kisses, but..... he down to smash.
SOME MEMES FOR JASON
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