You wish this was you, huh? ( slasher headcanons & oneshots )

Clingy - Billy Lenz

☆so my mom sent me a snap of herself in a green jade turtleneck dress and a curly brown wig and when I tell you I cackled. I sent her this picture and she said i was "wrong for that" 😭😭😭 so I'm writing this in honor of her☆

[Every character except Billy is someone I've made up]

You were at a Christmas party with some girlfriends of yours, giggling and drinking the warm coco in your cups.

"It is soooo cold outside." Meredith complained, tucking her thin curtain of black hair behind her ear. "Aww, don't worry, Red. I'll keep you warm." Her boyfriend hugging her from behind. Red was a little nickname he gave her as a play on her name.

"You're such a flirt. Why don't you go and bring me some of that whiskey in the cabinet?" Meredith gave him a peck on the cheek, and he complied.

"You and Nick look so cute together." Said Cassandra, gushing at the two as he walked off. "Me and my boyfriend haven't been that romantic in months. What about you, [Name]? What'syour boyfriend like?" She asked, placing a hand on her hip.

"Me? Oh, uhm..." You stuttered. It was hard trying to describe Billy. He was psychotic. Messy. Feral. Vulgar. "Clingy." You said bluntly, trying to double down on an extra use of words.

"Clingy? What, does he keep a tracker on you or something?" "Not exactly. He just... likes being everywhere I am." You answered. "Sounds like he doesn't trust you on your own. Do you think he might have some sort of insecurities about you cheating?" Before you could answer Meredith's question, you felt something vibrating on you hip.

Your phone was ringing.

"Billy..." you uttered to yourself.

"I'll be back, I've gotta take this call." You walk into the guest bedroom upstairs, answering the phone.

"There's my pretty, pretty girl. You know papa misses you." Billy slurred into the phone, he sounded thirsty, but water would not satiate his thirst.

"Billy, I told you not to call me tonight. You know I'm with my friends." You explain to him.

"You'd rather talk to th-those ugly, pig, bitches than me? Pleaaaase, [Name]. I wanna hear you. I wanna taste you. I wanna listen to you screeeeam tonight!" He groaned maliciously, followed by heavy giggles.

You rolled your eyes with a smirk. "You can do that when I get home-" "Come home now. Come back so I can suck on your cl-" "Billy!" You exclaimed, praying he wouldn't finish that dreaded sentence.

"Yes, baby?" His voice was soft and calm now. "Don't be so inappropriate. You can't say this kinds of things when I'm with my friends." You told him with a slight smile.

"But I loooooooooove youuuuu. I just wanna gobble you up. You smell so gooood." Billy whined and moaned at the thought of you. "Well, I'll let you do all of that stuff when I get back, okay?"

"I miss you sooo much." Billy said in a dramatic sad voice. "Why can't I come to you? I'll be a good, good boy." He cackled maniacally. "The only way I'd be able to bring you is with a straight jacket, a leash, and a muzzle." You teased him.

"That sounds very fashionable if you ask me." Billy stated, your lips curving into a smile. "Alright, well I have to go, Billy. My friends are waiting for me. I'll bring you back a candycane."

"Awww, you're so sweeeeet. I just wanna drizzle you in caramel and lick it right off your chest." You eyebrows raised, followed by the widening of your eyes. Billy was never one to hold back on how he felt.

"I love you too." You smiled, hanging up the phone. As you walked into the living room, Cassandra and Meredith loom at you curiously.

"Who was it?" Asked Meredith, standing with Nick as she held the whiskey she'd asked him to bring. "Just my boyfriend."

"Awwww, why didn't you let us talk to him?" Cassandra stuck out her bottom lip. "Heh, I don't think that's such a great idea." You said with joking tone, but you were dead serious.