The slashers and their odd secrets will finally be known to the public, curtosy of me.
Michael myers: he secretly likes kids, he just doesn't like people that are blood related to him or people over the age of twelve. He'd probably be a cool babysitter, ironic huh?
He loves eating candy, no doubt. And I'm talking about chocolate, things like Twix or snickers.
Jason Voorhees: he most definitely pees in the pool. Probably drinks lake water. Put on his mother's sweater once.
Billy Loomis: no doubt, he rewinds the scenes in horror movies where there are naked girls.
Stu macher: dances in the Ghostface costume while alone. Definitely got his dick stuck in something, no doubt.
Bo Sinclair: he drank so much beer once that he tried to fuck one of Vincent's wax statues.
Vincent Sinclair: definitely has self drawn NSFW art in his room somewhere.
Wore Bo's hat while he was asleep.
Candyman: definitely masturbated with his hook hand.
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You wish this was you, huh? ( slasher headcanons & oneshots )
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