April 17th 9:40 AM
STRAY KIDS
Jisuck: LEE KNOW
leeknow: yes, love?
Jisuck: WHY IS THERE A GIANT DRIPPY-ASS BULLFROG IN THE FRIDGE IN YOUR KITCHEN AT YOUR CAT CAFE
Jisuck: IT'S A GIANT BULLFROG WITH SUNGLASSES, JUST CHILLING LIKE IT IS SOME SORT OF GANGSTA
leeknow: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Jisuck: I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GRAB A DRINK AND THERE IS A MASSIVE, SWAGGED-OUT FROG DECKED IN AVIATORS. JUST CHILLING ON THE TOP SHELF LIKE IT OWNS THE PLACE
Jisuck: IT HAS A CHAIN TOO.
leeknow: WHAT. THE. FUCK.
leeknow: NO THERE IS NOT A GANGSTA FROG IN MY KITCHEN.
leeknow: I KNOW YOU ARE JUST FUCKING ME RIGHT NOW, RIGHT? ABSOLUTELY NOT. NOT IN MY FABULOUS NEW CAT CAFE.
Jisuck: LEE KNOW. I AM STARING AT HIM. HE IS STARING BACK.
Jisuck: IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S READY TO SELL ME SOME ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES
leeknow: WHAT THE HELL
Jisuck: THIS IS YOUR CAFÉ FRIDGE. WHY IS THERE A FROG. WHO PUT HIM HERE.
leeknow: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE JOKING I WILL SHOVE YOU IN THAT FRIDGE INSTEAD
leeknow: ISTG I'VE ONLY HAD THE CAT CAFE OPENED FOR A MONTH AND IT'S ALREADY A MESS
Jisuck: NO I SWEAR, GET OVER HERE AND LOOK
leeknow went offline
Jisuck went offline
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pizzaslice: bro what the fuck is a frog doing in a fridge
oldmanchan: did he just say that frog was gonna start offering illegal substances? should we call the cops?
ilovefelix: what the heck is happening
savagefetus: it's just another Tuesday ig
leeknow went online
Jisuck went online
leeknow: JISUNG WTF WHY IS THAT THING SO BIG?!??!?
Jisuck: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
leeknow: i'm literally going to close the cafe for the rest of the day and burning everything in that fridge.
Jisuck: NO PLS DONT BURN THE FROG HES DRIPPY
leeknow: it's not about the drip, it's about the contamination. the frog is literally the size of my cats, love. do you not care about health codes???
savagefetus: just put it in rice or something idk
leeknow: YK WHAT YANG JEONGIN, YOU'RE NEXT
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
