April 11th, 8:30 PM
STRAY KIDS
Jisuck: guys so i almost died
pizzaslice: finally
oldmanchan: not you too 💀
minniemouse: alright let's hear it then. what absurd story is it this time? a haunted swamp escapade? kidnapped by extraterrestrial beasts? finally discovering a good pickup line???
Jisuck: i put my chick-fil-a sandwich in the microwave
ilovehyunjin: okay?
Jisuck: while it was still wrapped
oldmanchan: OH MY GOD
Jisuck: and the mf caught on fire
minniemouse: are you actually braindead
pizzaslice: i think we all know the answer to that
savagefetus: bro got aluminum existed
leeknow: this why i refuse to date you sometimes
Jisuck: SOMETIMES ???
oldmanchan: wait so what happened after 💀 did your house burn down or what
Jisuck: nah i threw it in the sink and now the kitchen smells like burnt jesus chicken
ilovefelix: lmao rip good luck my dude
pizzaslice: okay but why is that surprisingly tame compared to the idiocy we've faced in the past?? today has been surprisingly peaceful and devoid of you lunatics' usual shenanigans and escapades.
savagefetus: anyways yall i just stubbed my juicy toe while irish tap dancing to boombayah just now
pizzaslice: WHAT THE FU- nvm
oldmanchan: i feel like i just got a whiplash
minniemouse: JEONGIN WTF DID YOU JUST SAY
Jisuck: ayo what? juicy toes???
ilovehyunjin: jeongin are you okay???
savagefetus: yes juicy toes. my big toe is throbbing rn. its a spiritual experience
minniemouse: i'm logging off
ilovefelix: i just reread his message and i think i'm going to barf
savagefetus: ok but no one's talking about my irish tap dancing. that was impressive af
minniemouse: no because why is your dumbass tap dancing to BLACKPINK??? are you truly advocating to be a fried neuron enthusiast?
savagefetus: why are you hating? 🤨🤨🤨
pizzaslice: your toes deserved it
savagefetus: blocked. reported. your downfall is imminent.
pizzaslice: oh.
ilovehyunjin: ANYWAYS storytime
ilovehyunjin: so me and hyunjin were out walking, right?
ilovefelix: i think we found the weasley family
oldmanchan: i BEG your pardon
Jisuck: LMAO WHAT
pizzaslice: what is that supposed to mean?
ilovefelix: we literally saw a statistically abnormal amount of redheads walking together. like a family unit.
ilovehyunjin: there were at least six of them. SIX.
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
