Lost (BTS Edition)(OT7xReader)

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I entered the plane with my mouth open, the Black Eyed Peas' "Don't stop the party" blaring from the loudspeakers as if they wanted to stop me from breaking up the obviously degenerate party and telling the others off. I didn't believe that anyone here was sober enough to listen to me. I looked at my friends in disbelief, how could they have made such a mess while I was sleeping only 4 meters away from them? Jin was dancing on the table, dressed in a skirt and crop top from Y/N, his mouth painted with bright pink lipstick and aviator sunglasses on his nose, but it looked like a monkey had made him up, singing loudly "Don't stob the party. Baby don't you stob it."

On the same table lay Yoongi, unconscious, dead, asleep... who could tell the difference with him, wearing only boxer shorts, his chest full of bright pink lipstick and someone had painted a penis on his cheek. There were full shots on his stomach, seven if I hadn't miscounted.

Y/N was dancing with her eyes closed and her arms over her head, Jungkook behind her, his hands on her hips, while Jimin danced in front of her, holding her by the waist, Y/N also had lipstick on her lips, smeared as if she'd had a wild make-out session. One look at Jimin and Jungkook's faces told me with whom, too. Taehyung, who was cheering for Jin in front of the table wearing nothing but shorts and a shirtless body, was also covered in pink residue on his bare skin, with a self-made flower crown on his head, a red bath towel wrapped around his neck and an S on his chest in bright red lipstick... How long had I slept, please?

"Oh, Tae... that was a hundred... You know what that means?" Jin asked after Taehyung slipped him another bill.

"Yeah, but I'll give this one to Joonie." Tae grinned and Jin winked at me before jumping off the table, grabbing a bottle of tequila, the salt shaker and a couple of lemons and then pulling me towards his room.

"What are you up to now?" I asked suspiciously.

"You can sip your shots from my belly button, I'll spread the lemon on my nipples and then you'll lick the salt off my mouth." he explained and immediately all the rants I was going to let come over her were forgotten...

Three hours before Y/N Pov

It took a few seconds, then suddenly The Black Eyed Peas played "Shut up" through the speakers and I jumped for joy because it worked. Yoongi came out of his room and looked at me in amazement as I started singing along with Fergie. The bathroom door opened and Hobi came out with just a towel around his hips. He took my hand and spun me around, taking over from Will Iam. We danced until Yoongi held onto Hobi's towel with a nasty grin as we spun around and when he suddenly stood naked in front of me, I held my hand over my mouth, giggling, only then did he realize what had happened, but instead of being embarrassed, he laughed along with me.

"Ok, I'm going to get dressed now and you two stay here... I think it's time for a party," he said happily. Attracted by the music, Jimin and Jin came in shortly afterwards.

"We have music? Oh man, I thought I'd have to listen to music on my cell phone forever because I broke my headphones when it crashed and I had almost nothing on my phone without Spotify..." he said, beaming. We listened to the MP3 player briefly, but found nothing but Black Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga and Rihanna. The pilot he had been listening to probably didn't like K-Pop, which was a bit sad, but the boys could sing their own songs if they wanted to listen to them and if we tinkered around a bit, maybe we could connect their cell phones to it too... but what the hell... For today we still had great party music.