Lost (BTS Edition)(OT7xReader)

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I was so glad when all the boys' family members left a few hours later. As happy as I was for them to see each other again after such a long time, I was relieved not to be subjected to all this embarrassment. Without Jimin's mother, I would have been at the mercy of the lionesses, who at some point actually started making plans as to whose offspring would occupy my womb and when... Plans... with timescales... I wasn't even asked. Hobi's mom wanted to sync her cycle app with mine so they could plan it even better. I almost cried with shame at that moment. I didn't want to find out if I was menstruating at the same time as her... When Namjoon's mother said that we could do a group chat and all synchronize the app, Jin had pulled me onto his lap where I had hidden my face on his chest, he must have felt sorry for me after seeing my horrified look. Taehyung's father had then put an end to the whole thing when he said he would like another topic of conversation at dinner. After that, I was left in peace until Jimin's mother asked if she could help me with the wedding preparations, which I happily said yes to, as I would probably be overwhelmed on my own. But then the discussion started all over again. Why I was only marrying Jimin, what about the others, everyone wanted a wedding, everyone wanted to help... I was offered three wedding dresses and my head was about to explode. Namjoon had then reassured the mothers that we all wanted to get married in a ceremony that was not for the public and that each of them was allowed to help, which calmed things down again. If I had been amused by the boys' competitions on the island, I now realized that mothers were worse, they also wanted to outdo each other in everything. Hopefully I wouldn't turn out like that too, but I saw the worst for me, I was already comparing Sora to every child I saw...

"In future, we'll only invite them individually..." Hobi sighed as the last guests closed the door.

"We'll only invite mine to the wedding, then maybe again at Christmas, then I'll have had enough visitors from them for a year." Yoongi said dryly, which I understood very well, his parents were... exhausting, especially his mother. She had always tried to slip me a hundred under the table in exchange for making Jungkook's mother the last person to become a grandma, because the two of them had fought over the last corn on the cob. I knew why Yoongi was often so quiet, the poor guy was used to never getting a word in edgewise all his life, that's why he always had so much to say in his songs... those were all the unspoken words he was never allowed to say...

"I have a headache, no more family reunions without Oropax... and Valium." I complained.

"I'm so sorry, our moms must have let a few hormones run away with them. I don't know what was going on with them..." Namjoon apologized.

"They smelled grandchildren, that's what was going on with them, they won't stop until that urge is satisfied. I'll call my brother, as the eldest, he should suffer first and not me," said Jin, before disappearing with his cell phone in his hand.

"Come on, let's take a cute picture with Sora now, then I'll post a little announcement for our wedding and Namjoon will post all our stories on the island right afterwards... without details, nothing about our love life of course, but otherwise all the adventures we had. Even the incident on the yacht, with a warning that we won't tolerate any danger around you and Sora and that any threat against you, no matter how small, would immediately end up with the police. I will not tolerate any hatred against my family." he assured me and I believed him. I had faith in how they would handle the whole thing so that no one would get hurt too much. Not us, not Army. But we actually had the bonus that the boys were alive and could get away with almost anything...