Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

A Day in the Life of I.M.P

THE NEXT MORNING:

Loona suddenly woke up naked in bed, exposing her cleaned-up furry body. Except for the breasts, which she covered with the blanket.

She looked around to see she was in her bedroom back at Blitzø's place. A huge giveaway was the door with signs and stickers saying:

"KEEP OUT!"

"BEWARE OF DOG!"

"NO MOXXIES ALLOWED!"

Realising that, she sighed in annoyance as her expression changed from blank to her usual grumpy self.

A few minutes later, she was up and out of bed, dressed up in a half-torn singlet with the word 'NO!' painted in blood on it.

She walked out of the room to find her adopted dad, Blitzø, already up and at 'em making breakfast.

"Oh, good morning Loonie!" he said in a happy-go-lucky mood. "How did you sleep?"

"Like I wish I stayed asleep." she silently growled under her breath.

Loona sat down just in time for Blitzø to serve her breakfast. Scrambled eggs on two horse-shaped pancakes.

"Eat up now, we got a big day of work ahead of us. Who knows what miracles it'll do for that hangover of yours?"

"Hey! If you wanna talk about hangovers, don't!" snapped Loona angrily. "In fact, don't talk at all. I'm in no mood to hear you."

"Suit yourself. But I'm always here to talk." Blitzø replied in a calm tone.

"You better. Because Satan knows what'll happen if I sniff you at my apartment." the hellhound gave a threatening look.

"P'shaw! I'd never!" chuckled Blitzø in a scoff. "Now eat up, seriously. I heard there are hell-flies around."

"Goddammit." sighed Loona, as she wolfed down her eggs and pancakes in 5 seconds flat, like a normal wolf.

This put a shocked and rather nervous look on Blitzø's face. He even ate his breakfast with his shaking hand.

"Well, thanks for the breakfast Blitzø. But if you decide to make scrambled eggs again, make sure the butter balances with the texture." Loona spoke calmly at first, before glaring at him in her anger again. "GOT IT?!"

"Yes, dear. Yes." gulped the still-smiling imp.

Loona then walked into her room to get changed while Blitzø groaned to himself in relief.

A few more minutes later, Loona walked out of her apartment to the company van in her usual clothing. No bra, just short shorts, leggings, fingerless gloves, and a halter top exposing her hairy belly.

"Okay Blitzø, let's get this shit day over with." she grumbled.

"That's the spirit, Loonie." smiled Blitzø, before she grabbed his arm hard.

"How many times have I told you to knock it the hell off?!" she shouted. "Call me Loonie again, I'll call you Verosika! I MEAN IT!"

"Now, now, no need to call me that." stuttered Blitzø anxiously.

Loona interrupted him, placing a sharp claw at his lips. "You prefer me ripping you apart?"

The imp gasped as he quickly shook his head in response.

"Then, shut the fuck up, and drive." she ominously whispered, before letting go of him.

Blitzø then began driving to work, with a little blood trickling down his upper lip where Loona shushed him.