INSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823:
When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
Via ran all the way downstairs as fast as she could to warn the others of Balin's disappearance through the mysterious portal back at the mansion.
"Blitzø! Millie! Old man!" she screamed out their names as she ran. "LOONA!!"
DHORKS HEADQUARTERS...
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In the compounds of the DHORKS building, Balin was thrown in an interrogation room, where his limbs were then hooked up to some tight-ass rubber strings by a couple of random agents in hazmat suits.
As the two hazmat agents left the room, Balin tried to struggle his way out of them, jumping up and down like a puppet, but they wouldn't couldn't budge. His limbs would just dance around to the vibrations. This happened for such a long time, until the intercom came on.
"I wouldn't advise doing that, little one." said one of the Cherubs, Keenie, through the intercom. "Those strings may be made of blessed ropes, but even Heaven takes desperate measures."
One of the walls opened up as if a curtain was shut right in front of it, to reveal Agents One & Two and the three Cherubs from before.
"You keep on struggling, and screw freedom, all you'll get is the lost circulation of your hands." the yellow angelic sheep continued.
"What?" the boy asked himself before asking them: "What the heck does that mean?!" He was getting scared already.
"HEY! You ain't the one asking the questions here, alright?" shouted Agent One. "We are!"
"Not even who are you?" asked Balin again. "So I just call you, what? One and Two?"
"How did you know their names?" Collin stuttered feeling mind-blown at his smarts, as Cletus then slapped the back of his head.
"Don't tell him that, Collin!" he told his friend through his teeth.
"Wait..." Balin said, slowly forming a wry smile as he found that funny. "Those are your actual names?" he then started giggling.
"D-Don't giggle at that!" Agent Two exclaimed to him. "None of our parents here were creative!"
BACK AT THE GOETIA MANSION...
Via finally made it to the living room where the entire I.M.P gang, including Tex, were sitting and preparing to have a slumber party, based on the couch pillows they had prepared. They had enough of them to built a fort.
"Guys, guys, guys!" she panicked. "We have a HUGE problem!"
"Whoa, hey, girl, calm down." soothed Loona. "Your Highness, what happened? And where's Balin?"
"He's been taken!" Via exclaimed. "WHAT?!" the entire gang gasped
"I was taking him to the bathroom to get him freshened up, we saw a mysterious portal in one of the closets, next thing I know, something grabs him! HE'S GONE!"
