INSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823:
When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
As usual, Blitzø was driving at the fastest speed along the streets of Hell. The speed was so fast, that on Earth, it was enough to get his license taken away two days ago.
He soon parked the van at a curb right next to an alley where they could use the Asmodean crystal without getting themselves caught.
"My, my, Moxx. Looks like you enjoyed this ride, didn't ya?" Blitzø grinned at Moxxie. "Hmm, it was alright." he shrugged as his boss and Loona got out of the front.
Millie raised her eyebrow at her husband, as she grabbed out a cushion from underneath him and ripped a patch of black-dyed cotton from the roof of the van. "Safety first?" Moxxie quivered, as his wife then chuckled and gave him a kiss on the nose. "Can't blame ya this time hon." she giggled, as they both got out of the van next.
"Well, time to get this bastard done and dusted. With sandpaper." Blitzø said wiping his hands. He soon grabbed everyone else's and dragged them into the alley, where he rubbed the Asmodean crystal and opened a portal to the living world. Or more specifically;
LOS ANGELES
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"...Okay, looks like we're doing some nostalgia and shit." Moxxie said in surprise.
"Yeah. Kinda reminds me of when..." Loona was about to finish when Blitzø cut her off. "Alright ladies," This made Loona roll her eyes growling.
"Ahem?" Moxxie cleared his throat in Blitzø's face. "And..."
"And what?" Blitzø quietly asked Moxxie, before shaking it off. "Never mind, let's just find where this asshole's asshole is hiding. Loona? If you please?"
"Still can't smell anything, it's L.A." she replied sarcastically.
"Yeah. No different to Hell." Moxxie agreed with her. Unknowingly. "Can't imagine myself agreeing with you this time." she smirked.
"Call me fatty out here again, and I'll call you mommy somewhere else." Moxxie was about to walk away whistling, until Loona grabbed him by his waistcoat snarling in anger.
"Okay. You have no clue how close you are." she continued snarling. "Call me mommy anywhere again, and I'll chop you to chunks with my choker!" she then threw him to the ground.
"Talk about a tongue-twister." Millie said to herself, as Moxxie then got back up and stretched before hearing a snapping sound.
"OK, something just popped." he said.
"I'm sure it'll heal by the time we meet 'em." Blitzø was about to pat his back, but then decided to move to his head. "As for you Loonie, fair enough. I already know have the fucker's address anyway. Surely a bus could get us there."
"Like that one?" Millie pointed to the tour bus nearby. "Could be giving tours along that road." added Moxxie.
"Alright, fine. But you two tell him to be quick, we only got a good three hours to fill." the entire gang speed-walked all the way to the tour bus just in time to see the guide coming back from his bathroom break.
