When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she brings him to their home in Hell to patch him up, and later on...
It was 7:59am, and Loona sat on the couch with Balin in her onesies, waiting for a big surprise on the TV.
Fizzarolli had messaged her awake this morning, saying that there was a surprise for the boy around 8 this morning. And as pissed off as she was to be woken up like that, she was rather intrigued to see what it was.
...
Was it gonna be a news report on Balin's performance in the first open mic last night?
Or was it gonna be a commercial for Ozzie's featuring the performance?
...
Soon, the two found out as when this segment of 'The Saturday Magpie' ended, the commercial came up.
"Hello, I'm Asmodeus." Ozzie said looking at the audience through the TV with a wine glass of orange juice. "Proud owner of the ring and foreplay factory all in my name. The name of love..."
"Got that shit right, big Oz." Fizz chimed into the commercial holding a plate of pancakes.
"Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking." chuckled the sin. "How did I stoop so virally low with him? Well, I can tell you one thing we made together. *Sings* This amazing night-club down the street!"
Ozzie then pointed at the nightclub with spotlights shining from the window, before saying:
"And no, not a baby. I mean, how the f..."
The shot then changed to Fizzarolli filming around the nightclub like a selfie as the commercial
"Here, we have some of the finest performers from not just Lust, but from all of Hell, performing for your literally all-expenses paid travels to one of its finest establishments. Artists ranging from Verosika Mayday, Katie Mayday, and now... future Maydays, in our new open mic nights!"
The next shot then shows Balin performing his 'Demons' cover of Robbie Williams as Fizzarolli speaks, putting a wide smile on the boy's face.
"Now coming to Ozzie's after every concert, we're looking for more opportunistic performers for the great-dicked sin's stage, such as this young rising star in Hell's midst."
"That's me!" exclaimed Balin, making Loona chuckle as she recorded the whole thing.
"Goes to show that if you're different, you can make it anywhere. Am I right? Hahahaha!" Fizz laughed. "So come on down! Waste all those savings, because aside from a raise, love is what you'll be paid with tomorrow."
The logo for Ozzie's nightclub was then shown on the TV, showing the opening times, 'Open 24 hours, 7 days a week'
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A/N: This was the only Ozzie's logo I could find on Google.
"OZZIE'S: Lust begins, with a sensation. Darling..." the TV announcer finished the commercial in a seductive tone.
