Dr. Spencer Norland - Lane had done many things in his life. He had written three barely read academic books on the world of mathematics. He had lectured countless classrooms of bored students. He had even consulted at one time in his thirties on a video game that was loosely based on PEMDAS. The game had oddly enough failed and the indie company went bankrupt soon afterward. But he had never ever been high.
Until the night in bed when his husband pulled out the plain brown paper bag full of brownies.
Now he was pleasantly buzzed. And so was the said husband who sat beside him in the bed with a calm and unfocused smile on his handsome dark face.
" You know it's sooo tough being smart in a dumb world," Spencer said vacantly. His blue eyes rolled back in his head behind his glasses and his head rested upon DuBuis' broad shoulder.
" You don't say. I think it's tougher being married to you. You know everything. What exactly are the odds of you not knowing everything in the planet , man ? Remember that day we got into a four hour argument over how much milk was really left in the container? I do. I do , do , do. Let's get remarried. "
Spencer giggled. " That never happened. You're halluminating. I mean.... hallaminating. And we can't get remarried. Because we are already married. To get remarried we have to divorce. You don't want to get divorced. Do you, sweetie? If you do I'll have to kill you. Because I will. I'll kill you. I know how to do it well. I am a certified genius. And my mother is Doris. "
DuBuis laughed. " Your mother is a bitch. And I ain't leaving your bony non walking ass. I love your bony blanket hogging always cold non walking ass. Nooo. I want to marry you again. "
Spencer kept giggling like a two year old. " OH. You mean a renewal of vows? Yes that would be fun. Not as fun as these brownies. I want another one. Another two. I want to invest in Scout's Chocolate Buzz Delicious Dynamite Brownies. I think he should add peanut butter and jelly to it though. That'd be so cool. "
DuBuis looked at him. " We have peanut butter and jelly downstairs. "
Spencer smiled brightly. " Let's do it. Let's get remarried in peanut butter and jelly tuxes. "
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ODDS OF LOVE : SEASON TEN
Ficción GeneralThe ongoing soap opera about disabled math genius and professor Dr. Spencer Norland - Lane , his doctor husband DuBuis Lane and their family and friends in the Washington DC area.
