You: Hey Dad.. I need 20 bucks for the school dance
Dad: Didn't I give you 20 last week for converse?
You: Yeah.. But I let Sarah buy her jeans with that!
Dad: Well! That's 20 bucks down the drain! You can't be pulled into peer pressure like that blah blah you'll go see a counselor about this blah blah job interfering blah blah
You: Dad.. It's not that serious! I only gave it to her because she didn't bring enough and the jeans were cute.
*Dad's thinking what counselor would be good for her*
Dad: I'm ashamed of you...
You: ):
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...