*Your moms sister is moving in with you guys*
Guest: Oh my god you look so pretty!
Mom: I know, my hair has grew out! You have red highlights!
Guest: Yeah totally I know! Squeee!
You: O.o....
*Your mom and her fan girl over each others hair*
Guest: So do you guys have a bathroom, I have to go really bad...
You: No... we pee in our front yard >-<
Guest: ..... you do?
You: No woman! Sarcasm.
Guest: You know what... I'll go stay in a hotel instead.. O.o
*She runs out of the door*
Mom: You made another run away!
You: My specialty.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
