* It's take your child to work day, and you are forced to go to your parents boring meetings*
Boss: And see, our ratings by our customers go up in early August, then down in-
*POP POP*
You: Oh, excuse me!
Boss: As I was saying, our ratings go down in-
*POP*
You: Whoops! Ate too much of those beans! Heh!
*Mom kicks your foot under the table*
Boss: Our ratings go down in November..-
*POP POP POP*
Boss: Would you want medicine for your gas bloating pain?
You: No, more bubble wrap will do!
Boss: Bubble wrap? What is this?
Mom: I'm sorry but my daughter is mentally disturbed...
You: I am?
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First off- I've really done this xD you all know how bad I am.
Second off- What the heck? Just wow. Yesterday views- 2k
This morning- 3.9k, Right now- 4.5k!! Ty to ALL of you, who took your time for reading and voting and . Not to mention sharing.
Third off- I might be not updating soon, the homework and all, I'm literally making a snow angel with all of it.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
