* Your mom forces you into a pink dress, and drags you over to to the new neighbors house.*
Mom: Oh goodness, the gravy is good, but it's chunky in some parts!
Neighbor mom: Oh yes, that's the natural herbs.
Mom: Why, isn't your husba- son handsome?
Neighbor Mom: Yes, he gets it from me. His name is Charles
Mom: Why Charles, are you single? My daughter is single also....
Charles: Uh, I'm actually dating....
*You give a sigh of relief, and your mom gives him a fake smile.
Mom: We'll meet that girlfriend of yours...
*Mom excuses herself, and takes you with her*
Mom: There.. makeup... smooth out your dress....
You: Moom!
*She strolls back to Charles*
Mom: Charles you sure you're single?
* She points to you, smiling*
Charles: Erm yeah I'm quite sure... o.o
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
