*Your mom is waiting for you when you come back to a friends party*
Mom: So what did they say about your rose pink dress I bought for you?
You: Uh... Pretty?
Mom: Steve told ME that you ditched the dress for a sweater and your purple converses!
You: Uh.... hold up, who's Steve?
Mom: Did you do it or not?
You: Yeah I did...
Mom: See? I didn't even ask Steve! I just assumed! You fell into my trap *maniacal laughter*
You: Ugh! Moooom!!!
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
