*It's your dad's birthday, and he's blowing out his birthday candles*
Brother: Come on dad! Be the big bad wolf!
Dad: I'm... *gasp*... almost... *gasp* there...!
*You're thinking your dad is going to pass out any second*
You: Dad would you want me to blow that out for you?
*Dad stops suddenly and stares at you*
Dad: Don't you know that's an insult?
You: I just want to make sure you don't... well...
Brother: That's being a meanie pants!
You: At least I'M wearing decent pants!
Mom: Enough! How did this go to candles to pants?
You: No idea.
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
AléatoireDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
