*It's the night before the dentist appointment*
You: There. 2 more teaspoons should do...
*You keep on piling up sugar on your teeth*
You: Beautiful. Now is a nice white!
*Next morning, dentist office*
Dentist: It appears your daughter has too much sugary items in her system, causing her teeth decaying/having cavities!
Mom: What? Impossible! I make sure all food items have 2g's or less unless if it was....
*Her eyes glaze over to you*
Mom: Unless if it was the trail of sugar I found on the counter yesterday!
You: Oh. That. Heh...
Mom: Oh you're so de-
*Dentist stares at her.*
Mom: Oh. Heh. You're so.. dentist.
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
