*Your hanging out on the beach, with this random guy*
You: Haha your funny :')
Dude: Thanks.
*Your mom is coming to you on the beach, with her radar stuff*
Mom: YOOHOOO! BAE!
Dude: Is that your mom?
You: No it's the random stalker who's been following me everywhere.
Dude: o.O
Mom: BAE! OOH BAE FINALLY FOUND A BOYFRIEND! YAY!
You: :(
*Mom lifts you by her arms*
Mom: LETS GO TO THE SALON YOU NEED A MAKEOVER FOR HIM!!
You: Help... me..
Dude: O.o

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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RastgeleDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...