*Your in the library, the librarian talking to someone*
Librarian: The bar code is off date...
You: Shh! Be quiet! It's a library!
Librain: Excuse me?
You: Nothing!
*You go stand at her counter, and take out snacks*
Librain: As I was saying.....
You: CRUNCH CRUNCH SLURRRP
Librarian: As I was saying, the bar code is-
You: CrUNCH
Librarian: Do I need to call security?
You: Nope!
*You hand the librarian your wrappers*
You: Bye!
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
