*You and your mom are at a furniture store, looking at rugs.*
You: Mom mom look! This rug has a microscopical piece of dust! You can't buy this one!
*Your mom ignores you, so you keep on going.*
You: You can't buy this one either because its brown! It looks like someone pooped on it!
*Mom ignores you still.*
You: I'd love to but this one! It's blue... like your eyes, but your eyes aren't as pretty as this rug...
Mom: You know what I'd love?
You: What?
Mom: I'd love to stuff you under that rug and let you choke on it's thread!
You: O.o
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
