*You and your parents are at a hotel, and it's nighttime.*
Mom: NO one sneaks out? Okay?
You: Okay mom! ;)
*Your mom goes to sleep, so you sneak out.*
You: Oooh these carts! ;)
*You climb on the carts, and steer yourself down the halls.*
You: WOOH! BATMAN TO THE RESCUE!
*Your mom comes out.*
Mom: So you think your batman eh?
You: Uh.....
Mom: Don't you know what that means?
You: No... o.O
Mom: Bats are the dirty lowlife creatures from underground. Are you a underground animal now?
You: No mom! :I
Mom: Then come back in here!
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
LosoweDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
