*Your parents are going out for dinner.*
Mom: Remember, I have fish fingers in the microwave!
You: Okay bye!
*Your parents leave*
Sister: Can you play hide and seek with us?
You: Suree... ;)
Brother and sister: O.o
You: I'll count, you both hide!
Brother and sister: Okay...
*You start counting, and you know they went for the basement.*
You: Oh... where are they? Not in the basement?
*You lock the basement, hearing your siblings pounding on it*
You: Oh, what's that sound? :)
*Six hours later*
Mom: Where are your sister and brother?
You: No idea... :)
POUND POUND
Dad: What's that pounding sound?
Mom: Did you lock wild animals in there AGAIN?
You: Uh...yep. Two of them, to be accurate!
You: And the wild animals swallowed the key in their animal food! ( @GeekyMeerkat2602's idea lool)
Dad: You locked your brother and sister in there?!?
You: Heh. Yeah.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
