*You and your family are going to Bob Evans for dinner*
Waiter: Your food will be prepared soon!
Mom: Better be!
*The waiter goes*
Dad: I heard their lasagna is really good....
*20 minutes*
Mom: WHERES THE FOOD?
*Mom goes to food counter*
Mom: FOOD! WE NEED FOOD!
*You hide your head under the table, embarrassed*
Mom: SEE! MY DAUGHTER FAINTED AND IS UNDER THE TABLE SHE'S SO HUNGRY!
You: o.O
You: I hid under the table because I was embarrassed....
Mom: Hush child, hush!
*Mom pushes your head back down the table*
Mom: SEE!
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
