This might be offending to some people, mostly REALLY religious people. Read with caution, once again. :)
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*You come home smiling, showing you're mom you're report card.*
You: Mom, see! 1 C, 3 B's, and 4 A's!
Mom: You're happy for that? Don't you know grades are a hidden message!
You: Er.. Yeah?
Dad: A's mean, Appraising The Angles,
Mom: B's mean, Bellow the Angles,
Dad: C's mean, Cursing the Angles!
Mom: So you're proud of those grades?
You: Um, No...?
Mom: Great. Now I expect straight A's next semester.
You: I'll try.....?
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
