*Your at the Graduation Podium, ready to give your speech*
You: Good afternoon parents, students, and teachers. My name is-
Dad: WOOOH! THAT GIRLS MY DAUGHTER!
Mom: YOU GO BAE! BAE FIX YOUR DRESS, ITS TUCKED IN ON THE BACK!
*Everyone stares at your parents*
Mom: REMEMBER BAE! REMEMBER, BREATHE IN AND OUT, DON'T PANIC!!
Dad: WOOOHHH!
You: My name is-
Dad: TELL THEM YOUR NAMES NICE AND LOUD HONEY!
You: My name is-
Mom: SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD!
Teacher: Please stop with the obnoxious yelling!
*Mom goes to teacher*
Mom: ARE YOU TELLING ME NOT TO SUPPORT BAE?
Teacher: No....
MOM: COME ON BAE, WERE LEAVING, THIS WOMAN IS JEALOUS SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BAEE!
You: ........
*Mom drags you from the podium*
Mom: Bye!!
Teacher: O.o
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*Cries* This happened to me before :(
It was the 8th grade graduation, and I was at the poduim
and Mom yelled "COME ON BAE, DON'T WET YOUR PANTS!"
And some random dude had a video of it and made it into a vine,
with some music in the background and I was so EMBARRASSED!
But since it was a long time ago (kinda), people forgot it.
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
