Congrats @mightiest-squirrel ! You're in 5th place!
This is literally the summary of my mom (and probably all the moms in the world.) It's not too much, and not to less! 🙂
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Mom: I want this house clean when I get back!
* You clean everything and makes the house pretty.*
Mom: *Gets Back* What is this mess?!
Me: What are you talking about?! I cleaned everything, I even used Clorox to clean the bathroom!
*Your mom points to the tiniest piece of dust.*
Mom: Don't lie to me, or I'll use Clorox to clean your face!
Me: O.o
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
