*Your neighbor is gone, leaving their dog with you*
You: Come here boy! You want food?
Dog: Bark Bark!
*You fill is bowl with clear gelatin*
You: Eat up boy!
*Dogs eats all of the gelatin*
You: You want something sweeter boy?
Dog: Bark!
*You feed him 6 packs of Jumbo dark chocolate*
You: What's wrong?
*Dog starts throwing up, and your mom comes in*
Mom: Whats going on? Dog sitting? You can't take care of your own life, much less another persons!
You: ....... :( I fed him chocolate....
Mom: WHAT?! THAT'S IT, NO PETS EVER FOR YOU!
You: ):
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I really wanted a small baby kitty, or a little hamster, so my mom gave me a stuffed kitty animal to see how I would do.
And by the end of the day, it's head was cut off.
There went my chances for a animal.
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