*Your at the dinner table doing your homework, your mom watching t.v.*
Mom: Hahaha! She is such a comedy! Hahaha!
Mom: *TOOOOOT*
You: O.O
You: Mom...?
Mom: Haha.. Yes honey.. Haha!
You: Mom... That was disgusting!
Mom: What was honey?
You: You know.. that.. gas... yuck..
Mom: Excuse me? I have not done such a thing!
You: What? I HEARD it all the way in the kitchen.
Mom: All my life I've taught you not to lie. Now you lie to my face?
You: Mom no... you really did!
Mom: Up to up to your room. NOW!
You: But no-
Mom: Not a word. Or I will take all the gas out of YOU.
You: ):
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
