*You're talking to your best friend*
You: Ugh! Yeah she said our pen pal has to be the opposite sex!
Dad: Excuse me?!
You: Hold on Sarah.. I'll text you later
*You hang up*
Dad: So all these years you've learned nothing?!
You: No dad it's our pen pal...
Dad: Pen pal's is for elementary! You think I'm old school? You think I'm a fool?
You: Dad no.. why were you listening to what I was saying anyways?
Dad: Haha you asking me? Ask you're mom dat.
Dad: Look me in the eye and say it's for school
*You look in you're dad's beady wittle eyes*
You: It's for school!
Dad: Ugh, stop of the lies, just tell me the boy and his address!
You: DAAAD!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
