25: Do not Leave Your Lunch At Home

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*Your in your Etymology class, doing school work*


At door: KNOCK KNOCK

Teacher: Come in!

Mom: Oh honey, you forgot your lunch! Don't forget to drink your protein shake...

*People snicker at your mom's gym outfit.*

Mom: Plus I added a few fruits.

Teacher: How does this concern this class exactly?

Mom: Well I'm not a teacher, but I'm surely smarter than you! These children aren't being challenged.

Teacher: And...?

Mom: Well all of you should eat a spoonful of honey each night, it helps with the raw brain.

Teacher:...

Mom: Anyways see you my baee!!

You: Please don't.




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