*Your mom gives you a brown hamster. One day, you hid it and bought a blender, and ketchup.*
You: Hm... I should add brown chocolate... and some more ketchup.
*You make it look like you put the hamster in the blender.*
Mom: Honey...? Wheres your hamster?!
*You look to the blender from the cage.*
You: I.. I was curious mom!
Mom: OH MY GOD THAT POOR HAMSTER!
*Mom faints.*
You: Mom...? I was kidding! The hamster's right there...
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
