*Your mom and your dad are talking about marriages*
Dad: It's about time you found someone to marry.....
You: Dad! I'm only 17!
Mom: Your great great grandmother got married at the age of 15!
Dad: Why don't you marry Paul? He has the bachelor degree of sciences and all of the sciences of the world!
You: But dad! He's like 23!
Dad: ..........
Mom: That's right, when your 23, he'll be 46...which is okay. :)
You: ... o.O your kidding right?
Dad: No! I'm thinking of the wedding theme!
You: O.o
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*No offense to any people who don't have a problem with the wayy young girl and wayy older boy thing. Also vise versa*
Ello people! I' was sick for a week, and I just recovered (Oreo's help lol) I had really bad nausea, but gladly its nothing serious :))
Update: October 6th, 2016
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^Jk I dont dab.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...