*You and your parents are coming back from a friends house*
You: .... and she had a cool unicorn poster with it going in a sunset!
*Dad pulls over car*
Mom: Unicorn? Do you know what that is?
You: No...
Mom: Unicorns are the spawns of devils!
You: O.o....
Dad: Their horns is directly given by the devil himself!
Mom: Once you believe in them, their mystical magic will enter you and you will be possessed!
Dad: Poor girl, shes possessed!
Mom: Don't worry... we'll flood their house with holy water!
You: O.o..
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
