*It's dance night, and you and your date are getting ready to leave*
Mom: Bae you've grown up SO much! I mean, what man would look at YOU!
You: Moom!
Dude: O.o
*Mom pinches your cheeks*
Dude: Lets get going.... before we get late....
Dad: Keep it PG guys.. Keep your hands of each other....;)
You: Dad your gross!
*You and the dude go to the school, not noticing your parents following you guys*
DJ: Alright guys, I'm gonna start with a slow dance!
*You and the random dude start getting together, before your mom comes out of nowhere*
Mom: HANDS OFF BAE!
*Everyone looks at your mom*
Dude:... You know... we were gonna do the slow dance
Dad: HANDS OFF BEFORE I CUT THEM OFF!
You: Moom! Go away! Were gonna slow dance!
Mom: Slow dance? PFT! THIS IS HOW DO DANCE!
*Your parents is doing some embarrassing dance*
Dad: AND STRUT! AND STRUT! NOW BEND YOUR KNEES! NOW SQUAT! AND STRUT!
Dude: I'll go get some punch... and never come back...
You: Understandable :(
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I swear my parents look a lot like that gif up there xDD.
No I'm glad this hasn't happened. At least.. not yet...
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
AléatoireDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
