*Your hiding behind your parents bed, hopefully to scare them.*
Mom: So how was work? Blah Blah
Dad: Fine, boss was late today, because his toilet was overturned and his white carpets had to be bleached....
You: O.o
*You suddenly hear stuff that your little ears shouldn't be heard*
You: When is this going to end?!?
*Your parents suddenly stop, and look behind their bed*
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
You: Oh, you know, the regular cleaning stuff... heh..
*Mom starts to dial the ambulance*
You: Mom, why are you calling the ambulance?
Mom: You'll need it when I'm done with you.
You: o.O
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I'll admit, the last 3 lines were from @GeekyMeerkat2602 (xD)
10k views?! Wooh! I honestly thought I'd stop at like 300, but ty to ALL of you people reading this for the usual: Commenting, voting + Sharing.
Now if you don't mind, I'll snuggle up in my blankets, eating Oreo's, and falling asleep.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
