*Your mom is watching her British soap*
T.v.: But.. Steve... he isn't my father... he is..
*You come out of no where and change the channel*
Mom: NOOO! WHO'S HER DAD!
*She comes up to you*
Mom: Why would you do that?!?
You: BECAUSE! Last time YOU changed the channel on ME!
*You two are wrestling, your little sister comes and changed the channel*
Sister: You two grow up and hush! My Little Pony is on!
You and mom: O.o
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...