*It's flaming hot, and your A/C is bringing out hot air.*
You: I'm going to take a cold bath...
*You lock the bathroom door, and open up the sink and bath tub water*
You: Perfect. Now I have a indoor pool!
*The water is at your ankles now*
KNOCK KNOCK
Mom: You're taking awfully long honey!
You: Uh.. Yeah! I'm cleaning myself REALLY good...
*Water is at your knees*
Mom: How come I hear the sink is on?
You: Oh um... washing my face?
Mom: I'm busting in!
You: Noo!
Mom: One- two-three!
BOOM!
Mom: What is this?
*The water attacks her full blast*
You: Oh look... your wet... heh... bath time?
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You all know I did this xDD
I was younger though, and the A/C HATED me!
And you can basically guess what our insurance company said xD
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
De TodoDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
