@wenlucyluv Idea! Lool!
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*Your at school after school with your group of friends*
Friend: you and (guy friend who you honestly would hit with a bat over the head any chance you'd have) are the next couple!
You: No just no...
Friend#2: I ship it!
*You see your mom's car coming right at ya*
You: GUYS SHHHH AND STOP SHIPPING IT!
*Your mom rolls down her window*
Friends: *in sync* (your name) and Jake sitting in a tree-
Mom: DOES BAEE HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND BAAAEEE TELL ME BAAAEEE I NEED TO KNOW IF HES GOOD ENOUGH
You: GOD DANG IT!
Guy friend: . . . HELP SOMEONE HELP ME
*The poor guy runs, your mom runs after him*
Mom: FINE RUN AWAY MY BAEE DOESN'T NEED YOU ANYWAYS.. RIGHT AFTER I RUN YOU OVER! ;)
You: DON'T RUN HIM OVER! :(
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
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