66: Don't Wink Creepily at Children!

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*Your walking down the street, and there is a kid holding a Popsicle with his mom*

You: *Whisper* Heey kid

*Kid looks at you*

You: ;) That popsicle ;)

Kid: O.o Mommy, that girl is scary!

*The mom looks at you then scoffs.*

Mom: She wouldn't hurt a fly!

You: Yeah kid, I wouldn't ;) how about that Popsicle?

Kid: No mine!

*You snatch that kids Popsicle and start running*

Kid: Get him mommy!

*The mom starts running after you*

Mom: HOW DARE YOU TAKE BAE'S POPSICLE?

You: All mom's are the same :(




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