*You're bored and hungry, so you need to annoy someone.*
You: Hayy mom.. I'm hungry
Mom: Didn't we have dinner right now?
You: Tofu burgers, I hate them!
Mom: It's healthy for you're heart and organs and also you're-
You: I just want to eat some Starbucks or Chipotle!
Mom: Chipotle? Starbucks? Those companies lure poor teens like you into eating sugar coated burgers! Next thing you know, they lure you into drugs!
You: Woah mom... they don't go that far!!
*Your mom lectures you, reducing you to tears*
Mom: Now lets make some tofu burgers TOGETHER!
You: Lets go throw them away, TOGETHER!
Mom: What?
You: Nothing mom.
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
