*Your hanging out with this guy from school, at the park*
Boy: So... I gotta go to practice. You wanna hang out later?
You: Sure...
*You guys SLOWLY lean in to kiss and-*
Mom: NO! ONLY I GIVE KISSES TO BAE!
*You mom jumps out of a bush, with radar location thingies on her head*
Boy: I guess.... I'll see you later? O.o
*The boy jumps away from your creepy mom*
You: Moom! Why did you have to ruin that! He was going to KISS me!
Mom: Like I said, only I give kisses to baeee!
You: Please don't be a stalker!
Mom: I have EVERY right to be a stalker! ;)
You: Lets see what the local police station has to say about that.
Mom: What?
You: Nothing mom :)
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This happened to me last week :(
You guys know I'm not all romance type (single forever club) but...
He was cute. And single. And cute. And may I add, VERY CUTE!
All he did was touch my arm slightly when he was going away and my mom JUMPED out of the bushes and said:
"NO! NO ONE TOUCHES BAEEE!"
That's when I realized my life was messed up. Believe it or not, my mom had that Tracker gear on her head, with the little radars. WHERE she got it, I don't even want to know.
Then the poor guy looked at me, then her, then started to run. And then tripped over some woman's baby. Like, WHO TRIPS OVER A BABY?! And the baby started to laugh. You know what, I'm donee. Why am I even ranting? Or is it considered ranting?
Okay anyways, G-night people (If it's nighttime for you) ^-^
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
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