* Your waiting for your mom to pick you up with your friends from volleyball/ soccer practice.*
Friend: I'm hungry!
Friend #2: Me too!
Rest of friends: Us too!
You: I'm pretty sure my mom has Gatorade or something...
*15 minutes later, your mom arrives in her carpool van.*
Mom: Hop in kids! I've got the A/C running and I've got cold drinks.
Friends: Hey, thanks Mrs.____!
Mom: Welcome. I brought you all nice cold milkshakes
*Your friends, being inappropriate, start giggling.*
You: Ew mom what is this?
Mom: It's rice milk!
*All of your friends immediately start spitting it out
Friends: WE HATE RICE MILK!
Mom: Girls, Girls, what does that song say about milkshakes bringing boys to the yard?
Friends: Hee hee!
Mom: *sings* All my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, rice milk, it brings the boys to the yard, rice milk...
You: No mom please don't!
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
