*Your huddling in your room, with your friends, laughing like idiots.*
Friend: Do the British accent, okay?
Friend #2: No Ariana Grande!
You: *British Accent* Yes, Hello, I'd like to order a thin crust pizza, cheese, pepperoni, garlic bread sticks, and Pepsi.
Boss: ...This is not a pizza place!
You: Oh you guys are closed? Why pick up the phone?
Boss: ...!
Boss: I'll let you know, this is a fine business company of blah blah... do not call me directly again!
You: Okay, I'll give you a five dollar tip?
*Boss person hangs up.*
Mom: HONEY! WERE YOU PRANK CALLING AGAIN?
You: How does she know....?
*Mom bursts in room*
Mom: Boss told ME that someone that sounded like YOU were prank calling.
You: Er- yeah...
*Mom gives out her phone to apologize*
You: ...I'm sorry for loving pizza...I never knew it was a crime..
Boss: It certainty is!
You: Okay I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm pranking you :)
Mom: NO!
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
De TodoDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
