*You dye super glue red, freeze it in the lipstick container, and leave it there*
Mom: I'll go get my makeup ready!
You: Okay ;)
*Your mom goes upstairs.*
Mom: MRRRHFHHH!
You: Hehe!
*Mom comes charging down stairs*
You: Oh mom whats wrong? ;)
Mom: MRHHHH!
*Mom pratically rips her lips apart*
You: Oh hey look.. you can talk again.... :(
Mom: WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!!
You: Well, you wanted to be Kylie Jenner, didn't you? Your lips look like hers.... :)
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As you guys know, I DID do this lool. I was only 6 though :P
So I took my moms original lipstick, scooped it out, then dyed super glue red (and glued myself in the process) and let it dry in the container place, but still kinda moist... and well... lets just say that her dentist was scared to see her..
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
