*You're secretly having a sleepover with your friend, you parents not knowing*
Mom: OPEN UP! WE KNOW SUSAN IS IN THERE!
You: O.o how does she know.....?
Dad: WE HEARD YOU GUYS YELLING IN THERE!
*You and your friend look for somewhere to hide*
Friend: Not closet, not bed, they'll find us there! :(
You: The window!
*You and your friend crawl down the water spout.*
You: Ow.. I landed hard.. :(
*Your mom comes out of nowhere*
Mom: There you are!!
You: Run!
*You two are running, and running, and running....*
Mom: I'M COMING AFTER YA!
*Your mom is driving in her big white van*
Mom: KIDS GET IN THE CAR!
*Neighbor looks like he's gonna call police*
Mom: I mean, heh, DAUGHTER get in the car.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
