*When you want to be like Squidward from that one episode*
Mom: Come help me chop these onions!
You: Yeah sure..
*You 'accidently' slip on a sock*
You: Oh noo! I've slipped
*You dramatically twirl around and end up on your butt at your moms feet*
You: I've fallen and can't get up!
Mom: Get up here and help me before you REALLY can't get up.
*You scramble up quickly*
You: Yeah I have a quick recovery system..
Mom: I thought so.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
