*Your walking to school, a random dude next to you*
You: NO! I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
Dude: O.o
You: SO YOU WANT A DIVORCE NOW?!
*People are staring at you*
You: WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS HUH? WHAT ABOUT THEM!
*The dude is running from you now*
Dude: Please stop creeping me out :'(
You: YOU'LL TAKE THE KIDS TO ADOPTION?
Dude: .... :(
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No, I HAVEN'T done this. I would be embarrassed if I did it xD.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
DiversosDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...