47: Don't Yell Random Things in Public!

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*Your walking to school, a random dude next to you*

You: NO! I  WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

Dude: O.o

You: SO YOU WANT A DIVORCE NOW?!

*People are staring at you*

You: WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS HUH? WHAT ABOUT THEM!

*The dude is running from you now*

Dude: Please stop creeping me out :'(

You: YOU'LL TAKE THE KIDS TO ADOPTION?

Dude: .... :(

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No, I HAVEN'T done this. I would be embarrassed if I did it xD.



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